Well since I did not see a thread about this, I decided to put it. I decribe myself as The Intervention sniper rifle. It's accurate and deadly, like me!
So, after an hour of thinking and pacing my room, I've come up with a conclusion. I'd classify myself as a Bazooka of any kind. My natural remarks are "Explosive" and can lead to some debate amongst several people, but my "Reload" or comeback time is a tad long as I like to think and review what I type, before I do so. In other words, by the time I reply back, most of you have moved on from the original topic and are now on Kittens and Not Wishing to be Blown Up.
I would classify myself as heavy artillery. I know it's not a 'gun' but hey, it'll work. In my life and personality, there's been times where with close, careful planning and calculations, I've left a lasting impact on people I came across. Not without the help of several people helping me make informed decisions though.
Don't say sniper... you sound unorginal. Me, a hunting rifle. I may be hard to handle sometimes, but if you know me, you can use me to the greatest potential ever.
I'd classify myself as an M60. I'm big, powerful, albeit a bit unreliable. I'm also pretty quick witted, until I run out. It then takes forever to think up some new stuff.