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benman113
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Jokes like a man walks into a bar or goes to a doctor
My best is a man goes to the doctor and the doctor says I have bad news you have cancer and aletimmers
and the man says I'm glad I don't have cancer.

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Zanto_zsnes
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I don't.. clearly understand your joke.

benman113
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I don't.. clearly understand your joke.

well if i have to explain it it ruins it but he has aletimmers so he forgets he has cancer
okay i have another that hopefully you'll understand
A man visists a realitive and his realitive is a farmer and he tells the man I'm sorry but You'll have to sleep in the barn so then he checks on the man and he says It was great I talked to the animals. his realitive says thats crazy the man says well the the chickens told me you collect their eggs at 7 the cow told me her name is bessy and the horse told me his name was stomper. his realitive says thats all true then the man says i also talk to the sheep then his realitive says don't listen to the sheep the sheep lies.
I'm sorry if that took a lot of time
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