Jokes like a man walks into a bar or goes to a doctor My best is a man goes to the doctor and the doctor says I have bad news you have cancer and aletimmers and the man says I'm glad I don't have cancer.
well if i have to explain it it ruins it but he has aletimmers so he forgets he has cancer okay i have another that hopefully you'll understand A man visists a realitive and his realitive is a farmer and he tells the man I'm sorry but You'll have to sleep in the barn so then he checks on the man and he says It was great I talked to the animals. his realitive says thats crazy the man says well the the chickens told me you collect their eggs at 7 the cow told me her name is bessy and the horse told me his name was stomper. his realitive says thats all true then the man says i also talk to the sheep then his realitive says don't listen to the sheep the sheep lies. I'm sorry if that took a lot of time