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MrNuke
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You wake up in the morning, and it seems like any other regular day. You have a shower, grab a coffee, and head off to work.

Any number of people can join


Name Put in a mundane office name, first only
Skills You get 25 points among these 5 skills
Coffee Storage: The amount of energy you get and keep from drinking it
Paper sorting: Your effeciency at sorting paper
IT:Your ability with computers
Boredom Resistance: You wont become bored quickly
Water Cooler Talker: Your ability to talk

Condition Lower percentage means worse
Entertainment: Lower = Less effiency and more slouching
Coffee Bar: Your energy
Suicidal: You ability to control the urge to jump out a window

Name: John
Stats:
Coffee Storage: 5
Paper Sorting: 5
IT: 5
Boredom Resistance:5
W C T: 5
Must start with 70% on conditions
Energy: 70%
Boredom: 70%
Suicidal: 70%

When you join, you can play instantly, here are your starting actions

a) Grab another coffee
b)Chat at the water cooler
c) Pretend to do work
d) ACTUALLY do work
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MrNuke
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This is one wierd office day...

You tell your boss your going to bill gates, whereapon he pulls of his plastic mask and reveals that he IS bill gates

a)Crowbar (Paper sorting skill required)
b)Machete (W C T required)
c)Chain saw(IT required)
d)Hatchet (Coffee storage required)
e)Your bare hands(Boredom resistamce required)
f) Suicide Bomb (Very Low suicide percentage)

R4zorblades0
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R4zorblades0
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machete

MrNuke
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MrNuke
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You dont machete Bill Gates, instead, you machete Bill Gates

Your attempt was successful. His parts fly all over the place, creating havoc. Someone calls the police, then they arrive.

a)Make your own choice

R4zorblades0
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R4zorblades0
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I get back in my GunadamX-17 robot and i call billy mays and Optimus prime and the other autobots to help me.

MrNuke
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MrNuke
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You and your buddies completly destory earth, then you fly to the dark side of mars.

a)Setup a robot colony
b)Get billy mays to give you Oxy Clean
c)Call down commander sheperd to destroy the reapers

R4zorblades0
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R4zorblades0
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we still busy here?

MrNuke
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MrNuke
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Your robot colony gets nuked.
You die.
The end.

If other people are reading this, you can post, but i wont respond
R4zorblades0
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R4zorblades0
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Wait sorry i type wrong i wanted Oxy clean

MrNuke
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MrNuke
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oh....

You Oxy Clean is poisoned.
You die.
Billy Mays rules the universe.
The end

R4zorblades0
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R4zorblades0
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Make another office wars round 2?

MrNuke
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Meby, if i see it up ill join though, you can host

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