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allright88
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If God Gave you a wish what will you ask(only one wish)?

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thoadthetoad
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he doesn't poof out of a lamp

But due to omnipresence he is technically inside the lamp.
and grant you a magical wish...

He will give me a miracle if I become his mind-slave, though.
besides thats not how things work

It's a hypothetical, jerkoff. Answer it or don't.

I'd wish for him to get off his *ss and start doing what he should be doing.
Chryosten
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Herald

I would wish to control all the elements.

Shenko
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i wish to fly!!!!!!
but then i would die because i would freeze because its cold if im to high in the sky

deserteagle
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I would punch him first....

then wish for time-travel =p

Sarthra21
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I would wish for omniscience, if my head didn't implode because God spoke to me.

locoace3
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wish that evolution actually happened and we had undeniable proof!

Nater
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I would wish for 1 trillion wishes.

BeauGraham
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i would wish for eternal life as a teenager :P

BeauGraham
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but u cant wish for more wishes!

darkgreenleaf
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if a god came to me with a wish, I'd well... be disappointed, so I'd wish there were no gods xD

Protofai
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______...:::Fai's Dialouge:::...______

God: So little child, what would you like?
Fai: I'm not a little child.
God: Fine, but hwat do you wish for?
Fai: Hmm...
God: Hurry up, I have to get to all the other people on Ag...
Fai: DON'T RUSH ME.
God: Ok, Geez, it was just a suggestion.
Fai: Ok I think I got it...
God: Ok, what is it?
Fai: I wish I had a new skateboard.
God: That's it?
Fai: What, is that not cool enough for you?
God: No, thats fine I guess... it's just weird.
Fai: Are you saying I'm wierd? Geez chill out.
God: Fine, I'll give you your skate board.
Fai: You know what? I don't even want a wish. Just leave.
God: ...
Fai: Yeah that's right, get out of here.
---God has left the room---
Fai: Ha!
---Fai has left the room---


Well, that's my wish! Get a chance to yell at God.

escartian
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I would probably screw up and say something like
I wish I understood why god decided to give me a wish...oh F*** C*** S*** what did I just do?

Ok but on a more serious note:

escartian
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Ahh my post got cut off!
"Ok but on a more serious note:"
I wish I had infinite wishes.
and if that can't be done I wish for google wishes
and if that can't be done
I wish to be all powerful as god
and if that can't be done
I wish to be the most powerful person (Money mind and strength wise)
and if that can't be done,
I wish to be immortal
and if that can't be done,
I wish for infinite money
and if that can't be done,
I wish to have one google dollars
and if that can't be done... well we will think about that when it comes to it...

escartian
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Ahh my post got cut off!
"Ok but on a more serious note:"
I wish I had infinite wishes.
and if that can't be done I wish for google wishes
and if that can't be done
I wish to be all powerful as god
and if that can't be done
I wish to be the most powerful person (Money mind and strength wise)
and if that can't be done,
I wish to be immortal
and if that can't be done,
I wish for infinite money
and if that can't be done,
I wish to have one google dollars
and if that can't be done... well we will think about that when it comes to it...

loloynage2
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i wish to have 1 of his spaghetti body piece

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