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bacobit
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Post your all time favorite Sayingand a brief definition or explanation.

My favorite sayings:

"Jew them down"
Verb; To negotiate a price.

"I gotta pee like a race horse at an Ice Tea convention"
Self explainitory

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Faboo
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I'd have to say mine would be the following:

"When life gives you lemons, make a nice, tall, frosty glass of Piemonaid..."

"Dear Lord, they're every where and no where at the same time!!"
Or this variation on it.
"Dear Lord, the blue elephants are EVERY WHERE!!!"

halogunner
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life is like a box of chocolates you never know what youre gonna get

Zega
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life is like a box of chocolates you never know what youre gonna get


Ummm, chocolate?


Idk, I like:
"Get some more toilet paper!"
halogunner
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dont mock forrest gump

Zega
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I wasn't mocking him, I was just saying that it's obvious that you'd find chocolate in a box full of chocolate.

halogunner
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sometimes chocolate has different fillings

razgrizfly
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yeah chocolate has feelings too! i mean what?

leo99rules
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Whenever someone says "Great minds think alike"

I say "Stupid minds think alike"

Faboo
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yeah chocolate has feelings too! i mean what?


This calls for "What is this, I don't even..."!
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