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Ummm.... why need a way of dispose? What you gonna get with creative way to destroy it? Give the shirt away to charity stores like Good Will or Salvation Army.

I thought you probably committed a crime or something you didn't particularly like...

Hmm.. Why do you need to make another post to make sure your thread got submitted?

I know what you should do... You should eff it up as many ways as you can think, before destroying it.

If I had free rein to do so, I would put the shirt in a microwave and blow that up.

Use it in a molotov cocktail as the fuse and throw it at your neighbor's house....lol jk

Is it a LeBron James Cavaliers 23 jersey?

If you grill it lightly and smear it with BBQ sauce, you can shop it up and serve it with salad...

make a scarecrow out of it... then place it on your roof or some place strange..

pour kerosine -> light on fire -> ??? -> profit

First thing first, what makes the T-shirt hate-able.

Ok, the most awesomest way to destroy a T-shirt is give it to me. You don't wanna know what I'll do with that T-shirt...

That aint right....

Anyways you could turn it into a sail for a sailboat? XD

Give it to a really fat person and make them put it on.

Piss on it, then dip it in muriatic acid. If that doesn't work, there is always your dogs (or cats) (if you have them).

Also, soak it in a really strong base before you dip in in the acid. Even more fun.

put it inside cake batter and BAKE IT

catch it on fire or throw it away or sell it to ur friend

Hehehehe, go and burn it with gas pored all over it and use other explosives. )

Get the T-Shirt wet, then lay it out flat and put it in the freezer. After the T-Shirt is completely frozen, go outside and throw it on the ground and hope it shatters. :P