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Larmus
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Ok, so this is a simple game where you type what animal can beat the above user's animal. Here's an example:

Person 1:
Mouse - There is no one above me so...

Person 2:
Cat - No mouse can defeat a cat!

Person 3:
Dog - Dogs beat the crap out of cats

Person 4:
Wolf - It will bite the Dog, and the Dog will surely run away!

Rules
1. ANIMALS ONLY
2. No futuristic/fantasy animals
3. I say again, no fantasy! Real animals that exist only!
4. A shark can't beat a mouse because it only lives in the water. But shark can defeat a duck cuz they live on/outside water.
5. NO famous animals like Paul the Octopus, World's uggliest dog, etc.
6. Once more, normal animals that exist only!

So I start!

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Larmus
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1. Worm - No one is above me so the worm is waiting for it's killer below!

TheFishiestFish
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2. Bluebird- nom nom nom

locoace3
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2. mole- i eat worms for breakfast

Kylelolcat
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3. Cat- It lunches on bird tonite!

Larmus
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4. Dog- You know....Dogs chase cats and kill em!

SirNoobalot
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Tapeworm- i kill dogs from ze inside O_O

Larmus
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Cat- It will bite and shred the Tapeworm with its' claws!

BenTheBozer
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Bear will drag the cat back to its cave and devour it.

Larmus
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The Gorilla can beat the bear in a normal fight due to its' size!

R4000
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The lion eats gorillas for dinner. Maybe not, but if it saw one, Im sure it would!

Larmus
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Polar bears have tougher body than normal brown bears, so they surely can beat a Lion too in a normal fight!

Kylelolcat
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Humans.

They kill everything.

Wait, does that count?

Larmus
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No, read the rules again!

SirNoobalot
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killer whale. they Nom the polar bears to death!

Larmus
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Ice Shark, they kill the wild whales in few bites!

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