i would be Michal phelps, he is a boss, i like to swim and he has a lot of live left to live. If i was chuck norris i would be digging a hole to die in
Oh right, have to write what I'd do, well I would make being American illegal, allow everybody into the country and give them large houses for free, ban opposite sex marriages, only allow gay marriage. And force all condom companies to put Tiger Woods face on their condoms.