After all those years of planning and your bachelor's degree in dictator school, you have finally taken over the world. Now the question is what to do (who to throw in jail for all eternity, who to appoint co-dictator, where t oput the golden statue of your likeness, etc.)
When I am king, they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.
-Mark Twain
He wrote that in some book or other; the name eludes me now, but it nicely demonstrates what I would choose to do early on if I was forced to take the reign.
Anyway, if I ruled the world, I would leave it as it is. Minus the fact that major criminals would be forced to participate in a game show like the Hunger Games. Winner receives life sentence in jail.
1. facepalm 2. kill everyone 3. run rampant in the abandoned streets of the world 4. eventualy die trying to do the things that everyone always tells me not to do.
I would force everyone to listen to "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" by Three Dog Night. Then I would banish all the musicians that I dislike to a small island in which they are only able to sing there music to themselves and monkeys. Until the monkeys get annoyed and assassinate them.... Lastly I would demand an infinite supply of Mountain Dew and delicious snacks for myself
Kill everyone who have ever slighted me in the past. This includes immaginary slights and words spoken to the masses too. Destroy all forms of religions, for they are a cage for the mind.
This is for the first day. For the second, I will declare the existence of 2 digits IQ people useless, then make a huge bonefire. That's what they are most useful for.
The world is safe from me now.... but for how long?
Absolute power? I would abolish religion. I realize it's hurting people in the present but it's for the future. I would install my views of justice such as slow and painful deaths for crimes I deem horendous (example: rape). I wouldn't be a tyrant though. Hell I'd probably hand the world over to someone else after a while and just live my life.
