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holt24
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I was just sitting down thinking "Why did the chicken cross the road" so I want to hear what some of you guys think.

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well perhaps he just esacped form his pen and got lost. I have seen this happen. Though it happens more with cows then chickens....I don't see why it couldn't happen with chickens. Maybe the chicken walked there all the time, and then they put a road in without him knowing. thats a possibility. Or maybe here got an special invittion from colonel sanders to become a fan faforite adored by all. He didn't know this meant getting killed.

holt24
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Those are all some very good reasons we have cows but we don't have any chickens so I didn't think about them escaping.

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I dream of a world where chiken aren't questioned about their whereabout.

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I dream of a world where chicken aren't questioned about their whereabouts.


don't we all?
BlackVortex
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To get something to eat at KFC.

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To get something to eat at KFC.

But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Lawl.
Well there are tons of reasons but I think it was because he was running away from moo moos...
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Haha is this a serious question about how it comes that sometimes a chicken crosses a road? Pretty funny but i'll guess i try to answer it.

Maybe he was supposed to get slaughtered, animals almost always feel that kind of things. They know something bad is going to happen, so i think he was trying to escape. Some chicken can fly up to 5 meters. I knew someone with chickens and their chickens slept in a tree 5 meters above the ground, so he could have escaped

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Maybe he had an important meeting in that one city, so that he could share his great ideas with Bill Jobs. I think his name is Bill.

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Correction, his name is not Bill it's Steve. Steve Jobs.

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