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For future reference, PUT THEM ALL ON ONE FRICKEN THREAD NEXT TIME! It would be more effective if all the other threads were locked and this renamed...

It. Would. Be. Hell.(Pun intended). I never liked music much when I am alive, I dislike loud noises, I would hate the Christian god if he existed, seriously the song would get really annoying, I would hate being enslaved by that maniac, I would have to live with myself knowing that innocent people were being tortured by the guy I was worshiping, and a multitude of other reasons.

This should really go in the 'What would Hell be like' thread - Opposite threads aren't acceptable.

I'd hate to go to Christian heaven - it'd suck so hard. Unless God has converted to Pastafarianism in which case - WOOOHOOOO.

Well it's described in the Bible.

The Bible for beginners (Part 2)

if it's not a cardboard cutout of god holding a sign that says evolution is right i'm not real neither am i going there but if somehow i do i won't like it >.> <.<

boring no sex no booze I could keep going but I don't want people to shoot themselves

Go post in the other one.