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Greybox
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I'm really bored and the one thing I really like to do is answer questions, please try not to ask me questions you can find the answer to on google, personal preferences or anything like that would be fine.

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Ernie15
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How can something be both "new" and "improved"?

Why is sleeping well referred to as "sleeping like a baby" when babies wake up every hour?

How did the keep off the grass sign get there in the first place?

What's the meaning of life?

These are all questions with no real answers to them. I'll leave it to anyone to answer these, because I'm sure everyone has their different answers for them.

locoace3
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if its true that god is some bearded man who thinks he can shoot lightning then why do i see like 5 of them every day of them walking the streets in dirty clothes talking to themselves?

BenTheBozer
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What's the meaning of life? 42! How simple!

How did the keep off the grass sign get there in the first place? Well if a groundskeeper put it there he has contridicted himself, but what about he had a helicopter, or the sign was originaly put there and grass has grown under it.

[/i]Why is sleeping well referred to as "sleeping like a baby" when babies wake up every hour? His is because during that hour they are drop dead alseep.

How can something be both "new" and "improved"?[i]
You take something old add something improved to it and send to a factory to compeletly remake.

bacobit
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Ooh, I got one. Why haven't you answered any of the previous questions?

Saving123
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How about, where did you go. Or. are these questions too hard for you. Or who are you and why aren't you answering any of our questions?

Tilor
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If you were to lose your right testicle. Is your left testicle still you left testicle?

XVERB
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How can something be both "new" and "improved"?


its not the old one, so its new. and its better than the old one, so its improved, there you go.

and i got those same questions in a chain e-mail
Graham
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please try not to ask me questions you can find the answer to on google,


There's really nothing to question you with then.

What's the meaning of life? 42! How simple!


Why is this text black? Three hundred and seven! How simple!
Ernie15
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its not the old one, so its new. and its better than the old one, so its improved, there you go.


But if it's a new product, that means it isn't the old product. That one goes without saying. The "new" part, however, is describing the new product, while the "improved" part is describing the old product.

If it were that way, it would make sense. However, the same product being both "new" and "improved" just doesn't make sense.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Why do people you tihnk are totally awesome turn out not to be so?

XVERB
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But if it's a new product, that means it isn't the old product. That one goes without saying. The "new" part, however, is describing the new product, while the "improved" part is describing the old product.


maybe "new" dosen't mean totally different, just improved.

like the 2010 corvette is "new and improved" because it is different from the 2009 corvette one so it is new but it is also better so it is improved
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dude ernie15 that shit is hilarious in your first post! good one.

Greybox
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Sorry ive been away for a very long time, so let me answer those questions

1st. how can something be new and improved?
well take a football team for example, when they get a new player or stadium a part of the team becomes new (the player) and improved (the team).

2nd. sleeping like a baby question.
I think the term refers to how a baby actually sleeps which is very quiet and cute comparred to what they do after, youve taken the statement out of context.

3rd. What is the meaning of life?
To be honest everyone has there own meaning of life, but to me it is to live well and die.

4th. The question about God
I personally do not believe in God so no bearded man exists.

finally, Why havent i answered any questiosn
I think i explained it at the start.

BlackVortex
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so no bearded man exists.


Not even Santa Clause? :'(
Greybox
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Sorry, I meant in terms of being Godly, Santa does of course exist.

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