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Joe96
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So you're a freakishly smart engineer. You have a million dollar grant from the government to invent something.
You only have 3 months to develop it. What would you invent?

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asderfan
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I would invent a flying disc that can be used instead of a ball to play catch with.

Joe96
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I would invent a flying disc that can be used instead of a ball to play catch with.


At first I was going to say something like "...frisbee dur hur hur!"
but then I got what you were saying. You don't throw it, it just floats... well that sounds kind of cool.
Google567
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I'd invent something vital to the human existance or something people would have to buy to do something.

Strength
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Invent? I would take the million dollars and take a private jet to the Bahamas and live there the rest of my life. Thank you Government!

locoace3
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i'd invent a 10 foot tall robot that shot missles from its mouth and lazors from its eyes and had a face like

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t158/gaaranaruto9/IMMA_FIRIN_MA_LAZER_by_ToaJahli.jpg

madgamer131
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how about a car that run on bullshit so whenever you need a boost you just listen to politic radio?

Google567
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I'm lost by that statement above.

Joe96
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how about a car that run on bull**** so whenever you need a boost you just listen to politic radio?


I'm lost by that statement above.


He means that his car runs on garbage and that
politicians' garbage will fuel his cars...
FOREVA!!! Bum! Bah!:P Bee!:x
Chryosten
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Simple! I'll build a Robot Dinosaur That Shoots Beams When They Roar.

Mayatoto
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Hmmm, I guess a boring answer would be that since it was a government grant I would want to invent something that benefitted my country.. or something for the whole world.

Or I heard that whoever invented a way to freeze tomatoes in a way that when they defrosted they were still the same as fresh would get mega $$$, so that would be kinda cool.

Commercially available underwater and flying cars would be awesome.

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Goddamit locoace3 everytime you post you dont need to add a image.

I would invent facial hair removel cream that works for 6 months at a time.

Mayatoto
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Why stop at 6 months? you should event a whole range with different time frames.. also, you would make even more money if you didn't just stop at the face.

Haha, and then you could awesomely prank your friends and give them a bald spot!

Gorillababy
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I would invent something that invents for me.

LOOP-HOLE FTW

SuperManlyCow
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I would invent a pencil that could be changed into any color you want. Including the standard graphite pencil. And yeah. It would be epic. Sexy. And rainbow.

KFK
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I would invent something that could duplicate almost anything. Would stop world hunger, electricity problems, Earths oil running out....

Or I would start researching on this cloned meat thing they are doing right now.

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