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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

I actually considered making a wiki for Yo mama jokes...

yo mamma so fat, she makes obbesse people look like their skin-and-bones

Yo mommas so ugly that ugly people stand next to her so they can feel better about themselves.

i made this one up a long time ago, and its proly not original, but:
yo mama so fat, she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing "WE ARE FAMILY GET YOURE FAT *** DOWN HERE AND SEE"

Yo Mama's so fat they had to put a speed bump in front of the Candy shop!

Yo Mama's so poor i tried to rob her house through the front door and tripped out the back!

Yo Mama's so dumb she starved when she got locked in a grocery store!

Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

Yo mommas so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to register for an ugly contest but the lady behind the register said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to measure how LONG she slept.

i would diss yo mama on this thread, but i dont know the man!

yo mama is so dumb, shes yo mama!

yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade

Yo mama is so dumb she was trying to tear a gravestone in half because it said "R.I.P"

they are all i have, i might think of some more

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck