I try take a pistol. I then try to fire a few rounds off into the survivor's leg. If he is hit, I then proceed to feed on him. If not, well, I go feed on him.
Barricade lvl 2. Located safely in the middle of the sun with force feileds and unlimited food, with lasers gaurding the sun, suns HP 100000000000000000000000000000000. inner barricades hp 10000. sun must be destroyed first. may have to do a few hundred post to get the the tech, but you will feel so good for wasting 100 post afterwards
Time pods for a few billion years, by which time the sun has exploded. Leaving the survivors to be killed. I start throwing bananas at it. @Tehzombeh, nice commitment to the thread.