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skater how do you constantly keep make these win therads

Wow ) Nice, although do you really now the cause?

Wrong, I disagree with the cause that you have devised. It can't be cattle, there's really no way that it could be, and I doubt it'll ever be cattle. While yes, cows are very moody and do tend to cause problems on the internet, they lack the sheer force of numbers or skill to make way past the Armour in the Armour Games thingy.

No, no, my friend. The cause of the glitches... is pelicans.

I too, thought this impossible when i first saw it. Pelicans? No, no. Can't be right, you say. But it is. You see, pelicans eat fish. In like, on bite, that makes them magic. Which means they can blow the side out of Armor Games if they wanted to, but have instead decided to rely on harassing and trolling the site.

That is all.

Skater, I can't take you seriously sometimes with your spelling.

Why... this is utter disaster! What ever will we do!?! ]

*takes out a bowgun and plays elona shooter*

that should help.

I knew it! Steak always causes me bowel disconfort, and they're deleting my threads and post! At what will they stop? Making long distance phone calls on my phone? Stealing my internet? No, this stops here!

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This thread needed someone to take it too far XD

Why... this is utter disaster! What ever will we do!?! ]

yes, its the cow... lets take him out! XD

*throws everyone a shotgun* you can help defend this place you know. (story was much like elona shooter, so i couldn't resist)

It is not the cow, Nor is it the pelican... My brethren, we are facing something much, much worse...The Ninja!

You see, They are plenty in numbers, and they don't need to charge through the armor (they just sneak around it), and they are better than pirates. 'nuff said.

no no no your all rong it is the.....the........pengens yes evil pegens sworn to destroy armergames one by one. ps thare out to get you.

My friends this is very grave news. However, we must remember one thing, the Cows are not in this alone. Yes, that is right they have accomplices of the vary dangerous variety....Observe THE PANDA!!!

Way to ruin a good joke people. Seeing as no one believes this bull, let me steer you guys in the right direction and move this to the Tavern.

And guys, at least come up with a unique (if not cheesy or uncultured) one and not reuse one that has been one before (in this thread), because cattle puns are Bos. Then again, I could just corral every cattle pun I know in all of existence and post them here, but a good catoblepas joke is worth it's weight in gold pieces. /nerdhumor /jokekilling

Skater could die. I wouldn't care.