Yes, that is correct! I know what is causing all of these problems. It is not an udate, it is not a glitch, no no, it is far worse.
The Ag headquarters is being rampaged by cattle. Yes, cattle, cows, bovine....the site is doomed to face utter defeat. I say we the users milk it for all it is worth, and have some fun with it. So stop steaking your claims about stuff not working, its the cows fault. there very mooooooody today. thank you for your kind coroperation.
Wrong, I disagree with the cause that you have devised. It can't be cattle, there's really no way that it could be, and I doubt it'll ever be cattle. While yes, cows are very moody and do tend to cause problems on the internet, they lack the sheer force of numbers or skill to make way past the Armour in the Armour Games thingy.
No, no, my friend. The cause of the glitches... is pelicans.
I too, thought this impossible when i first saw it. Pelicans? No, no. Can't be right, you say. But it is. You see, pelicans eat fish. In like, on bite, that makes them magic. Which means they can blow the side out of Armor Games if they wanted to, but have instead decided to rely on harassing and trolling the site.
I knew it! Steak always causes me bowel disconfort, and they're deleting my threads and post! At what will they stop? Making long distance phone calls on my phone? Stealing my internet? No, this stops here!
It is not the cow, Nor is it the pelican... My brethren, we are facing something much, much worse...The Ninja!
You see, They are plenty in numbers, and they don't need to charge through the armor (they just sneak around it), and they are better than pirates. 'nuff said.
My friends this is very grave news. However, we must remember one thing, the Cows are not in this alone. Yes, that is right they have accomplices of the vary dangerous variety....Observe THE PANDA!!!
Way to ruin a good joke people. Seeing as no one believes this bull, let me steer you guys in the right direction and move this to the Tavern.
And guys, at least come up with a unique (if not cheesy or uncultured) one and not reuse one that has been one before (in this thread), because cattle puns are Bos. Then again, I could just corral every cattle pun I know in all of existence and post them here, but a good catoblepas joke is worth it's weight in gold pieces. /nerdhumor /jokekilling