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ikaku1
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ikaku1
388 posts
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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SlimeKnight
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SlimeKnight
128 posts
Peasant

This time, I armor myself with a bullet-proof vest, chain mail, and plate mail armor before swining with my pickaxe.

mrTrippy
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mrTrippy
517 posts
Nomad

Snorlax I choose you! Snorlax used hyper beam.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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... also, for my finisher, i'm gonna spin around and use strike raid on SlimeKnight and mrTrippy.

Squiddicus
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Squiddicus
266 posts
Peasant

I climb out of the pit, and ask if I missed anything.

armortycoon
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armortycoon
176 posts
Nomad

[b]Door Destroyed!

Winner of surprise: mrTrippy!

mrTrippy finds a few dragons (Enough adult dragons for 3 people to ride),
a whole armory of medieval weapons,
a golden statue,
and the host, me, sitting on a stone.

mrTrippy also may start a new game and host. (Everyone is out of the cave and heads in to try and find something [maybe a secret or announced])

sonicheroes95
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i have this to say. anyone dare harm the dragons, I WILL KILL THEM, REVIVE THEM, TORMENT THEM FOR A DAY, THEN KILL THEM IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE!!! *takes out Dragon's Destiny and Skyward Dragon and gets in a defensive stance*

spartandestroyer
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spartandestroyer
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so what? i have the 3 worst things you could imagine...

1-bucket of lava.
2-diamond sword.
3-dragonslayers pistol.

and with these 3 things...

(pours lava on sonicheroes95)
(drives my diamond sword through sonicheroes95s head)
(shoots sonicheroes95 in the crotch)

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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great idea. 3 problems. one, lava melts bucket. 2, i can block swords easily *blocks the diamond sword, which DOESN'T cut because it isn't a unique weapon* and 3, i can reflect bullets. *uses reflect to send the bullet to sender*

spartandestroyer
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actually no. 1 my bucket is made of FREAKIN OBSIDION rendering it unmeltable. 2 the diamond sword IS actually a unique weapon (the 2 pathetic swords disintegrate on contact with the diamond sword) and 3 the dragonslayers pistol CANNOT miss or be blocked by any dragon or dragon friend. so you just got freakin dominated.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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ok, screw the rules, i have chaos control. *Vanishes for 5 seconds, then reappears, snaps my fingers, and watches as spartandestroyer acts like team rocket.*

spartandestroyer
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er... no.

GOTTAMWARP!

(a deadly sphere of some unknown substance traps sonicheroes95 and will shrink and crush him if he uses chaos control)

Omnihero10
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Omnihero10
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so what is this kill each other now?

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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no, spartandestroyer and me tend to just annoy eachother to the point of trying to kill eachother. and techically, it's well in line with the game, as we're still trying to avoid waking the bear.

acmed
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acmed
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I get so mad at Sonic Heroes' and Spartan Destroyer's fight, I hag tie them, and leave them next to the bear with meat all around them! I then run for it.

spartandestroyer
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spartandestroyer
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i use my diamond sword to cut away the ropes. then i arrange the meat into a pile. after that i grab sonicheroes95s hand and tug him out of the cave.

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