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I will put on my profile.

"every rose, no matter how perfect, has its thorns."

"everywhere we go, people want to know, who we are, who we are, so we tell them"

We are tigers!

"Always outnumbered, never outgunned."

Anything from George Bush.

"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

Satan masturbates, that's why volcanoes explode.

"Time isn't made of lines it's made of circles that's why clocks are round"

"Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bi#ch, I try not to look so constipated."

Legally Blonde (Epic quote)

"I never apologisie i'm sorry thats just the way i am"
Homer Simpson

SIX FLAGS MORE FLAGS I HAVNT GONE!
i wanna go 2 six flags.......

if thats truth well
"if i die i want you to now that that... i farted"

"jesus" kind of an inside joke, but i say it for everything to mock the goddit's. really pisses em off.

bigasstitties

tropic thunder

Usually, I have different quotes every day. Like for example, yesterday, my quote was about life. Then today, it's about something about sports.

isnt this pretty much plaragrism offa my thread?