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Hypermnestra
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Hey, I figured I had some making up to do after the IMMENSIVELY COMPLEX RPG that is The Aftermath. So I came up with this RPG, which is very simple and very easy.
The object of the game is to survive for each round! Each round, one wave of enemies will be sent after you. Your job is to kill them! There may be some small storylines but this is intended to be simple, and fun. Like Pacman.
Unlike most games, however, this game is not about collecting items and levelling up! In Random Warfare, your creativity is what gives you power. You can be anything you want to be, and you can make up skills as you go. For example;
Name: Pattycakes
Class: Clown
Health: 14/20
Pattycakes sings the Birthday Song, then throws the cake in his opponents' face.

Name: Pattycakes
Class: Clown
Health: 19/20
Pattycakes sings the Birthday Song, then he throws the cake into his opponents' faces. +5 health to all allies, -3 health to Transformer.
No godmodding, no Chuck Norris moves. Anyone can drop in and out as they please, play for as long as they want, then move on!
I wonder..this game will prolly fail, but it will be interesting to see what people come up with.

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locoace3
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Name: shankapottamus
Class: prison devil
Health: 20/20
shankapotomus comes out of no where stabs you with a rusty shank then a dirty poison needle and fades back away

Hypermnestra
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Name: shankapottamus
Class: prison devil
Health: 20/20

Shankapottamus is assigned the following enemy; Rawr Dinosaur.
Shankapottamus stabs Rawr Dinosaur with a rusty shank.
Rawr Dinosaur takes 5 damage!
Rawr Dinosaur roars.
Shankapottamus takes 5 damage and is stunned!
Rawr Dinosaur does Tail Lash.
Shankapottamus awakens and dodges Rawr Dinosaur's tail! Rawr Dinosaur accidentally tail lashes themself! Rawr Dinosaur takes 2 damage!

BenTheBozer
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Name: Oldtimers
Class: Defender of the old people village
Health: 20/20

oldtimers sits there looking weak but talk you to death about old times and the great war.

locoace3
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Name: shankapottamus
Class: prison devil
Health: 20/20
use my dirty needle inject the poison and check my prison armor (license plates strapped together over chest and stomach *i liked the movie lets go to prison !!*

Hypermnestra
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Name: Oldtimers
Class: Defender of the old people village
Health: 15/20

Oldtimers is assigned the following enemy: Teenage Headbanger.
Teen Headbanger moshes Oldtimer.
Oldtimer takes 5 damage!
Oldtimers talks to Teenage Headbanger about the old times.
Teenage Headbanger is Bored! Teenage Headbanger is stunned for 2 rounds.

BenTheBozer
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Name: Oldtimers
Class: Defender of the old people village
Health: 15/20

Oldtimers continues to talk to headbanger teenager cause his ears to bleed, Oldtimers then puts on a old record of jazz music.

Hypermnestra
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Name: shankapottamus
Class: prison devil
Health: 15/20

Shankapottamus uses a Dirty Needle to inject Poison!
Rawr Dinosaur takes 5 damage!
Rawr Dinosaur bites Shankapottamus.
Shankapottamus takes 5 damage!
While in Rawr Dinosaur's stomach, Shankapottamus checks his license plate armor, +5 health!

locoace3
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Name: shankapottamus
Class: prison devil
Health: 15/20

drop the soap right in front of rawr dinosaur !!

Hypermnestra
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Name: Oldtimers
Class: Defender of the old people village
Health: 12/20

Oldtimers continues to talk to Teen Headbanger.
Teen Headbanger falls asleep! Headbanger is stunned for 3 turns.
Oldtimers puts on an old jazz record and puts it up to max volume.
Teen Headbanger's ears start to bleed! -5 Health, but he wakes up!
Teen Headbanger retaliates by putting on heavy metal music and blasting it at full volume.
Oldtimers is offended by the swearing in the lyrics! -3 health.

Hypermnestra
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Name: shankapottamus
Class: prison devil
Health: 20/20

Shankapottamus drops the soap in front of Rawr Dinosaur.
Rawr Dinosaur slips and cracks his head.
Rawr Dinosaur has died!
Shankapottamus is healed fully for the next round.
Shankapottamus has been assigned the new enemy: Jail Warden.

locoace3
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Name: shankapottamus
Class: prison devil
Health: 20/20

PRISON RIOT!!!!

Hypermnestra
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Name: shankapottamus
Class: prison devil
Health: 10/20

Shankapottamus starts a prison riot.
The Warden is attacked in the riot! -5 health.
The Warden sends Shankapottamus to jail.
Shankapottamus is stuck! Stunned for 3 rounds.
The Warden uses Corporal Punishment on Shankapottamus.
-5 health.
The Warden uses Control on Shankapottamus.
-5 health.
Shankapottamus escapes jail!

locoace3
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Name: shankapottamus
Class: prison devil
Health: 10/20

take some time to smoke a few cigars (smuggled of course)

then fire my makeshift pistol!

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