Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
Objective: Get to the next galaxy! Distance: 37000/40000 Space Miles Captive: Research: -Firebrand Suit: 3 turns Hindrances: Statuses: Resistances: Immunities: Damaged: Critical: Dead: IceClaw247 Palladium: 1900 Unobtanium: 90 UB: 1500 Viralium: 1000 Fuel: 6800
@puppyguy1: What reviver machine? Why do you think IceClaw hasn't come back?
@emanfan: Well, while you were out we stocked up on Fine Preserves. We have honey, Twinkies, fruitcake, and several forms of dehydrated materials.
@Darkfire45: They have several plans for weapons. They have them free for people with at least 5 "Facts" about Blood Beard Joe, Chuck Norris, and Kirby. A few jokes later, and you now can develop Vibroblades, A Chain Bayonet, An explosive auto shotgun, a 12-Gauge Revolver-Shotgun, and a Machine-Mini-Nuke Launcher.
@rick073: Beginning research on the Firebrand suit...
WE HAVE LIFTOFF!
Operator's Log 2: No news to report. 200 fuel used. 500sm traveled.
Operator's Log 3: Arrived at the Cheezburgian colony Sketch Salvation. 1500 Sm traveled. No fuel used? Disembark?
keep up work on the firebat suit, but replace the one large fireport with many smaller fireports. this will(hopefully) increase the width of the fire column while keeping all the intensity
