The Rare, Untold story Of justin beiber. (lolz no capitals) well, anyway, Here's the story. Well, One night, a baby was born. His crackhead parents,named him justin. Well, for his first weeks, he could sound better than any baby on earth. Until,one day, He was starting preschool. His first day in fact.Then he got kicked in the crotch so hard, His vocal cords got affected by it. He could'nt sing good again. now he sings like a peinguin on drugs. till this very day, girls only like him because they think he's cute. But, the guys, They only like to laugh because he can't have babies.
when beiber was on csi, he should've gotten hit by a truck during the filming of vampires suck, and the guy who did it was totally innocent. oh and i forgot to say that jacob and edward should have gotten hit by the same truck driver as well so the lesbian girl wouldn't have to choose. she could've gone with her girlfriend and went to the movies to see jacob and edward get hit by the truck
justin bieber at least twilight doesnt sound like they were kicked in the balls personally
Exactly! Justin Bieber would be worse my opinion if i had to choose...
But honestly, I could care less. I don't want to wast too much time talking about how much I dislike Twilight or Justin Bieber,(like this thread) or anything else I dislike.
