if it was or myface for that matter no one would be posting anything intelligent besides how insecure they are when someone posts "i don't like you very much" on your home page or whatever... sigh. sorry i am just tired.
Well today was just an average day, I was in the gym benching 2000 pounds with 10 smoking hot girls sitting on the bar aswel, and all other girls within a 1000 mile radius getting wet instantly at me flexing my hot body, finished my daily 83 hour workout, so went out to the car park, got into my newly imported Italian sports car, Lamborghini Gallardo to be precise, revved it to 30,000 RPM and tore outta that car park like a horse on a jet ski, got onto the motorway but it was a bit hot, so I rolled down the windows of my Carrera GT while travelling at 4000 mph in 9th gear, but I was still a bit sweaty so I put the top down too, so there I was in my McLaren, on the motorway, I boomed through the sound barrier, then I got a call from one of my old girlfriends, asking me to come to her house for a 'drink', I knew what that meant so my car transformed into a helicopter and I turned round to head her way, so as I pulled up to her house stopping from 4000 mph down to 0 in a matter of milliseconds, she was waiting at the door for me and as I got out of my Bugatti Veyron she invited me in, so I got into her house, flexed and instantly tore out of all my clothes, boxers included, she fell to her knees In amazement, can't blame her really. Flash forward 69 hours; so I was on my way out and threw her a towel to clean herself up with, did a quadruple back-flip with a barrel roll into my Pagani Zonda and drove home, that's about it today.
I've been addicted to Civ5 for awhile. Yesterday I annhilated Egypt because he insulted my power. Let's see Ramsses, I have rifles and cavalry, you have crossbows and chariot archers... Who wins? In any case, life is good for now.
