I would lock a thread. (for being a really tiresome topic (one of those where you just find the old one and carry along), having a somewhat spammy OP, having the question in the title, as the only place (rule of thumb: if you can replace the title with "kitten" without the thread loosing its meaning, then your opening post is good), and that 2/3rds are technically spam).
I don't know what a klondike bar is anyway.
