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Of course, I speak of the one who has been with us all this time.

The one who watches over us in our times of good, and times of bad.

The one who's son shall rise and rebirth this world anew.

The one who is above all other god, as the only True God.

I am speaking of course, about Prince of Darkness, Satan.

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Satan has guided us through life as we know it. He has kept God in business all these years, and, unfortunately, served as a symbol of evil so fat and greedy Catholics could get more money from their followers.

Ritual, my darlings! Ritual and follow the 11 rules of Satan!

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they donât stop, destroy them.