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SMithJones
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SMithJones
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Deos anyone know any good(funny) pick up lines?

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jezz
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jezz
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Farmer

Well my pick-up line is always; GET IN THE VAN!

''Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?''

I liked;

Boy: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: I dunno?
Boy: Enough to break the ice!


N'awww...
BlackVortex
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You: "Did you know I'm a palm reader?"
Them: "No, go away." or "No, can you read my palm?"
You: "Well I am, can I read your palm?" or if they say the second, "Of course!"
Them: "No. Bye." They leave. Or, you study their palm intently, running your finger along their lines. Nod knowingly.

You: "Ahh, that's very interesting. It says... made in Heaven."


Bit long ain't it, a simple 'you must be made in heaven' would have sufficed, wouldn't work in a club either, you forgot the 'WHAAAAAT?!' in the middle of each line xD

''Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?''


Ha, I actually had that as my fall back in case the van one fails on the other thread.. which dissapeared..
Peggster
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"What has 140 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper!!."
This is one of my all time favourites.

Gorillababy
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Hey baby want to come over to myspace so you can twitter my yahoo till I goggle all over your facebook?

Awesomeness

TheAKGuy
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Hey baby want to come over to myspace so you can twitter my yahoo till I goggle all over your facebook?


I find this amusing.

GET IN THE VAN!
Works every time, items necessary: balaclava, knife and hoody.


Again, quite amusing.

''Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?''


Very humourous, although, that would be kind of obvious. You'd need to be mentally retarded to fall for that.

"What has 140 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper!!."


Amusing, although not original. There have been many pick-up lines about penises.

My pick up line for desperate, rich men:

"C'mon baby, I'll give you 1000$ to sleep with me. Please?"

For the cheater.

"I got my anniversery in 5 hours, so, want to you know... get in my pants?"
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