i believe that Efan is the funniest comedian for this: i know you all love me for my incredibly masculine internet comments. you copy paste every one of them in your private folder. you know I'm sexy. if i am being to forward sorry that's the apple juice talking, you know you want me but today I'm playing...hard to get. catch me if you can baby. i'll be waiting. that was an example of putting some worthwhile quotes from your fave comedian.
Hmmmm . . . Arj Barker, Mike DeStefano, Eugene Mirman, Daniel Tosh, and Dimitri Martin are all great on standup. Gotta love it - these guys are great at anecdotes, especially Eugene and Daniel.