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Naru1256
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What if:
you ruled the world?
you had your own news channel?
you had an infanite amount of money?
you could do anything you want?
the world ended tomorrow?
we found out where Waldo is?
Chuck Norris got beat?

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holt24
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you ruled the world?


Who's to say I don't?

you had your own news channel?


It would be one of the few that don't screw up the news.

you had an infanite amount of money?


I would give alot of it to charity keep $100000 and burn the rest.

you could do anything you want?


I would find away to not do anything I want.

the world ended tomorrow?


Then I would probably die.

we found out where Waldo is?


I would give him a lessen on why we should not play unlimited hide and seek.

Chuck Norris got beat?


Then we might as well kill our selves now since something has obviously gone wrong in the space time continuum
MageGrayWolf
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you ruled the world?


I would pretty much let each nation rule themselves. Any cross conflict would be dealt with by the instigating nation being nuked off the face of the Earth.
So all nations can either play nice or cease to exist.

you had your own news channel?


I would be like Joe Friday. (Just the facts ma'am.)

you had an infanite amount of money?


I'll just repost what Walker said.

"Well, I'd never run out so I could buy everything, solve all the world's financial problems, eliminate world hunger, have my own space agency, et cetera."

you could do anything you want?


Pretty much the same answers as above.

the world ended tomorrow?


Party.

we found out where Waldo is?


Already found him.

Chuck Norris got beat?


Already happened.
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Joe96
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1.Yay!
2.Cool
3.Help people
4.O Yeah!
5.Meh, whatever. Not really anything you could do about it
6.Next page
7.Jokes about whoever round house kicked him.

Haku1234567890
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Nomad

you ruled the world?


I would make it better

you had your own news channel?


I would sell it

you had an infanite amount of money?


I would buy anything I want

you could do anything you want?


I would fly and never die

the world ended tomorrow?


I would rape a woman

we found out where Waldo is?


I already found it

Chuck Norris got beat?


Chuck Norris is human like all of us
Haku1234567890
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Nomad

How much, exactly, is "most of" infinity?


Its like 70% of it
HahiHa
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Regent

What if..

you ruled the world?

You wouldn't recognize it anymore..
you had your own news channel?

I'd make a lot of trouble to a lot of people who deserved it.
you had an infanite amount of money?

Buy a house, a lot of necessary stuff to live and a lot of unnecessary stuff to have fun; boost researches in several domains; support friends with reasonable amounts of money; travel a lot; influence the world with accurately invested/donated amounts of money; travel in space for a week;...
you could do anything you want?

I would do anything I'd want.
the world ended tomorrow?

I would never sleep again and carpe diem/nocturnem until death, whatever way.
we found out where Waldo is?

I'd hide him again, very carefully this time.
Chuck Norris got beat?

Chuck Norris jokes would end and the world would be a better one.
crazyrussian97
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you ruled the world?

I'd nuke Jersey Shore.

you had your own news channel?

I'd make roasts of every idiot in the world, starting with Glenn Beck.

you had an infinite amount of money?

It would be pointless due to infinite inflation.

you could do anything you want?

I'd become superhuman, nearly goslike and invincible, so I could spend millions of years exploring every inch of the universe (and, if it exists, the multiverse). I would then explode into a shower of vodka and AK-47's.

the world ended tomorrow?

I'll find another one.

we found out where Waldo is?

We'd ask him for the meaning of life.

Chuck Norris got beat?

You all do realize that Chuch Norris is a 70-year-old man with hip replacements and dyes his hair. Morgan Freeman surpasses him in godliness anyway.

suckeggs
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1337... i know u dont own a news channel but read the title... WHAT IF!!!

TRUdog
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Nomad

you ruled the world?

Mwa... mwaha... mwhaha... MWAHAHA, MWAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Cranium80
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Shepherd

[quote]Chuck Norris got beat?[quote]


That would never happen

1337Player
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Peasant

i know u dont own a news channel but read the title... WHAT IF!!!

I would take all the money from it and there wouldn't be a news station anymore.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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1.you ruled the world?

Mokey suits for everyone. You must wear them at all times, except on fridays when you had to walk around naked on your hands. If you can't walk on your hands, and work with your feet, well you better learn.

2.you had your own news channel?

I would make some awesome stuff up, just to screw with people. "In other news john harrison has a meth lab in his basement. That is correct his address is 420 bakers road. The police are reporting to the sceen. O my god, you mean he really had a lab! What! No way!....Er Yes, you heard it here on MY NEWS CHANNEL!!!!!!!"

3.you had an infanite amount of money?

It would be worthless. Pricess would inflate so much, beacuse I had so much money, that no common person could buy anything, so companys would loss money, and go out of buisness leaving me with money and nothing to do with it all.

4.you could do anything you want?

Quack like a goose while riding a unicycle with a tutu on while juggling 9 bottles of peroxide, talking on two phones in three different laungeges, while tieing my shoes with my teeth.

5.the world ended tomorrow?

Beat chuck norris

6.we found out where Waldo is?

I would be like "Hey, it's waldo...this game sucks"

7.Chuck Norris got beat?

See question 5.

cobrakarate
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If the world was ending I would go hug my two best friends.

1337Player
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Peasant

If the world was ending I would go hug my two best friends.

Great, what else then?
loloynage2
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Peasant

you ruled the world?

I would do a lot of things...or maybe I'll forget and just sleep

you had your own news channel?

say the truth, and no one can say anything against it cause i'm the leader of the world

you had an infanite amount of money?

open a theme park

you could do anything you want?

euh....

the world ended tomorrow?

be sceptical

we found out where Waldo is?

euh....

Chuck Norris got beat?

well i beat him so....

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