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Ever watch one of those commercials that is so "artificial"? Some that annoy me are
1.Snuggie
2.Sham-Wow
3.Benda-roo/fuzoodle/etc.

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MageGrayWolf
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Pretty much every one of those as seen on tv commercials are pretty bad. Particularly when they show people struggling with every day tasks as if they are nearly impossible to do without their crappy product.

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Though some stuff that get's banned is just win.
Banned Commercial - Bill Clinton Voodoo doll very funny

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The oldest and still the most annoying commercial of all time, to me, is Ch-ch-ch-Chia is number one. Following close on its heels is number two:Head-on, apply directly to the forehead! Head-on, apply directly to the forehead (repeat at least 5 times).
Now, introducing Activ-on, for arthritis pain, apply directly to the pain, (repeat at least twice)

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Any political add really. I can't wait till November is over so these politicians will stop telling me how bad their oponent is.

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This is the worst slogan ever:
Product Name: Fun Pool
Cost: 19.99$
Slogan: Fun fun funarific fun!
Country: Sweden

So is this one:
Product Name: Milky Cow
Cost: 1$ for each
Slogan: It's Coooooooooooooooooooool!
Country: U.S.

Awesome slogan:
Product Name: K-FEE
Cost: 2$
Slogan: Never been so wide awake.
Country: Germany

Why is it's slogan "Never been so wide awake?" Because a zombie or gargoyle pops out of no where and scream. This is known as a screamer.

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Any political add really. I can't wait till November is over so these politicians will stop telling me how bad their oponent is.


Agreed. I despise the slander campaigns in politics, it detracts from the real issues at hand and instead attempts to convince the audience that the person running is 'bad' despite their politics (which is the real issue) They are also notoriously dishonest and misleading, which I find to be just as bad, if not worse, than anything they could say about their opponent.
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Indeed. Those stupid political ads really are annoying. The funny part is that they keep listing the bad things about the opponents. How about you tells us the good things about yourself? Or maybe you don't have any good things.

MRWalker82
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Indeed. Those stupid political ads really are annoying. The funny part is that they keep listing the bad things about the opponents. How about you tells us the good things about yourself? Or maybe you don't have any good things.


Exactly. Another common tactic is to say that so-and-so voted against some bill for school funding or something like that. They neglect to tell you that, included in said bill (which is common practice) is some increase in pay for Senators or authorization for an increase to DARPA funding or something like that which would be opposed by most if they actually read the bill in it's entirety. This is a common slander campaign among politicians and it's willfully dishonest. Personally the people who make ads like this actually make me want to vote for the other guy even more.
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is Ch-ch-ch-Chia is number one.


I always thought they should sell one in the shape of a promiscuous looking girl and call it the Chia Chick. Think of how the ad would go.

"Chia Chick, get her wet, spread the magic seeds, and watch her grow!"
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watch her grow!"


Watch you grow.
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I was about to post an annoying commercial when I forgot it. And so I try to search the TV and their aren't any commercials...

I'll post it when I remember it again.

MageGrayWolf
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I thought this one was pretty stupid.

Raisin Brahms Comedy PSA Arts Education

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Raisin Brahms Comedy PSA Arts Education


That ad is fantastic!
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