The main objective in this game is to be the king of the hill.
In the beggining im the king of the hill and you need to be the king of the hill by saying something you would do to me to kick me off the hill.
An example: Me: I fart and (player name) walks away because of my smell. My Hill (player name):I buy a gas mask and throw R4zorblades of the hill. My hill
You can use everything besides:super power,chucknorris,atombombs and that kind of stuff
You should say how big the hill is... I... A)...cry so hard because im sad i didnt get the hill. My tears make u all drown and i get on top. B)...cry once again. My tears are now acidic and toxic and only i am immune. U all melt. The hill melts. The world melts. I don't melt. C)...once again...CRY. I cry myself to death and ressurect as ghost. I haunt the place around the hill and all of u run away.
After the Earth doesnt exist i keep on crying until a giant, toxic, acidic tear-ball forms in space. The tear-blob then evolves into a giant living cell-like organism that only i can command. it then moves (by emitting a gas into space very fast) to mars while having me in the middle. the blob becomes an animal and isnt acidic anymore. It then squishes u on ur little mars-hill. then (since theres no mars-hill left) it gathers a lot of earth and then makes it all into one ginormous tower by mixing mars-earth and the toxic spit. MY MARS-TOWER!!!!