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Be happy while you're living. for you're a long time dead.scotish proverb

for most christens, the bible is like an internet terms of service, they just scroll to the end and click i agree. -unknown

dont look at the half full glass. just spill it into a smaller one

An inventor in the rearview mirror is closer than he appears.

my favorite funny phrase is "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

and one of my favorite phrases is "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." (albert einstein)

The only reason one gets lost in thought, is because it is unfamiliar territory...

Im not sure if this is original but it daunted unto me.

Life has no guarantees but Death is a certainty.

*clears throat*

Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.

Things will always get better. It will all be ok in the end, and if everything is not ok and you are not at peace with yourself and all around you, then it isn't the end.

he who fails the first time and tries again needs to face reality

Today is the tomorrow we were worrying about yesterday.
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.
I always have those bouncing around in my head.

Life is not worth living if you let things terrorize you.

I try not to take life too seriously. You're never going to get out of it alive anyway.

-Unknown

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small!

-Andrew Ryan

It'll only kill ya once.