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'Respect? I don't see the point of it, expect looking up to someone who will let you down'

"I enjoy when you poop on my chest"

"If nothing else, life's hardships will add drama to your life."

- IcyIndia

" life isnt about joys and happyness, its about working for those things."

"Even a stopped clock is right twice" -CD7

" a zombie can never kill you if you don't have a brain for it to eat"

you must look inside yourself to save yourself from your other self only then you will see your true self O.o

Nice one Doz27.

Mine: if you always do what you always did, youll always get what you always got

My brother's: Knowledge is knowing what to say, but wisdom is knowing when to say it.

Braveness is stupidity's favourite disguise.

its better to be quiet and that people will THINK your stupid then to talk and PROVE it XP

My father is one of those gents who is always spouting out things, mostly to my brothers, that seem wise enough, I suppose, so here we go.

@#$% My Dad Says

-The most expensive part of a woman is her smile.

-Act civilized, whether you are or not.

-Men buy shoes to last forever; women buy shoes to keep other women from having them.

-Either agree with your wife, or have a cozy couch to sleep on.

-Always blame the dog.

-A toaster is never an appropriate gift.

-"Yes, dear" is the key to a happy marriage.

-If you break enough dishes, you won't be asked to do them again.

-The best way to watch television that you like: find your favorite channel, hide the batteries to the remote, feign ignorance.

-If you've tuned out of a boring conversation, remember to always nod and smile.

I hope these help....

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic.

Arrogance has to be earned.

Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save it for a sound bite.

Read less, more TV.


There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function.

You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right.

Sometimes we can't see why normal isn't normal.

You know what's worse than useless? Useless and oblivious

Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure out what's causing it

It's been established that time is not a rigid construct

We all make mistakes, and we all pay a price.

Reality is almost always wrong.

Humanity is overrated.

Everybody lies.

People shouldn't fear the darkness or the light, because light without darkness is not light at all.

I like your family, Strongbow XD

Anyway knock off the entire-post-in-bold-thingy.

A wise man once told me not to listen to him.