ForumsThe TavernWhat would you do if your helicopter crashed and there were zombies?

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BeowulfMarine
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BeowulfMarine
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Be serious.

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Valks
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Valks
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Run around doing pelvic thrusts shouting, "MY HELICOPTER GOES WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH!!!!!!" Then I kill myself.


That's the way I'd want to go.
M00CH
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if i would survive the crash i would probably just kill myself because i would probably die from the yucky zombies anyways... if i didnt survive the crash then, ya i would be dead -__-

Ernie15
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I would be very proud of myself from obtaining a helicopter. I might even do a little dance.

Then I would just kill all the zombies.

allright88
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I will try to dig a tunnel so that I can escape from that place.
I will dig a big trap so that zombies may fall into them.
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locoace3
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realistically most people wouldn't be able to do what everyone was suggesting if they did survive they would turn into any civilian and run around screaming or kill yourself

FallenSky
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Fight for my life hoping the conservation of ninjutsu phenomenon kicks in.
But seriously: fight for my life; after all, regular zombies are slow and stupid...

snipershot325
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This should be in forum games..

But anyways I would go into my helicopter where there is all of these awesome weapons then epicly pwn all of the zombies.

benman113
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Be realistic the only gun you might find is a flare gun barracades depends on were you land
First move check the survial kit find a hatchet something else that cuts or maybe something that burns light a stick on fire.
The truth is in a zombie apocalypse people don't put 4 guns on a table with ammo and almighty healing tools

Nightsouled
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Huh, well if I don't end up dead after the crash, then I'll go scavenge whatever I can use and get something I can bash 'em zombies with. But if I get a gun...I'll save it for tight situations and hope I find more bullets.

Paul94
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Start crying. (Maybe they'll feel sorry for me and won't eat me alive)

Strength
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Strength
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1. Question why I was on the helicopter to begin with

2. Check myself for injuries

3. Tend to any injuries and search for a weapon (helicopter blade, maybe?)

4. Wish myself good luck

5. Cry a bit

6. Suck it up and search for survivors

7. Live happily ever after (hopefully!)

chang
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1. Get the first aid kit out of the chopper if its still intact.
2. Find a weapon (Helicopter blade piece, pipe, gun maybe?)
3. Make my way to the nearest town, gun shop, or military base
4. Search for survivors
5. Kick some zombie ....ACE
I love killing zombies....

metalhead11544
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now come on guys we all know we would all die.

2014631
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Exactly what that guy in black hawk down did. Exactly.

thoadthetoad
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I would go to the docks, because this stupid game has a time limit, yo.

Lol Last stand 2 reference.

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