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TheAssasinator
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is dead. He died on the night between Monday and Tuesday, in his aquarium :'(

I made over 500 bucks betting on matches during the World Cup, all because of Paul

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Efan
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Nomad

NOOOOOOOOO! really! we'll miss you Paul

HahiHa
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Regent

They incinerated him and will show his urn.. what a bunch of sore loosers. They should have offered a special Paul Calamares menu! But why burn a water being, that I can't understand.

FireflyIV
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Not the first thing to be killed by a German tank...

goumas13
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Grand Duke

I thought that octopuses lived for several years, but it seems I was wrong.

Anyway he did a good job in this World Cup, he will be missed.

Pazx
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They incinerated him and will show his urn.. what a bunch of sore loosers. They should have offered a special Paul Calamares menu! But why burn a water being, that I can't understand.


Heh.

Not the first thing to be killed by a German tank...


LOL.

Anyway, don't they like, not know what he died from?
MageGrayWolf
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Guess they have to go back to Weymouth and get another Octopus.

keeton52
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Dude, screw Paul. That guy was a jerk. He punched me in the left eye with 2 of his right tentacles, and then wrapped around my leg and got me with his little octopi beak. In the end that was some dang good Calamari. (Is My spelling good here?)

MRWalker82
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Shepherd

octopus is not calamari, that's squid.

keeton52
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keeton52
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Shhh, dont tell them that.

MageGrayWolf
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I've had octopus sushi before, pretty good when prepared right.

MRWalker82
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Shepherd

actually octopus is de-freakin-licious!

angelos6
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You think that it could really guess the results?Thats ridiculous!They used it again in Euro 2008 and messed everything up!It was just lucky this time!:P

HahiHa
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Regent

You think that it could really guess the results?Thats ridiculous!They used it again in Euro 2008 and messed everything up!It was just lucky this time!:P

This amount of luck would be suspiciously incredibly high. He wasn't even lucky, he got manipulated by some very good vager..
MageGrayWolf
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You think that it could really guess the results?Thats ridiculous!They used it again in Euro 2008 and messed everything up!It was just lucky this time!:P


It's about as good as a chicken picking winning lottery numbers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1212117/How-win-lottery-A-guide-home-jackpot.html
Billy Gibbons won a jackpot after his pet chicken, Kiev, walked all over his calculator, generating a random selection of numbers which he then put down on his Lottery ticket.

Kiev was promptly renamed Lucky. Tragically, Lucky's luck ran out when Billy forgot to lock her coop and she was killed by a fox.
sgtpeppers508
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Paul will be dearly missed. RIP Paul The Octopus.

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