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Demonator133
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Three guys walk into a bar

The first guy says: I've got the smallest arms in the world!
The second guy says: I've got the smallest head in the world!
The third guy says: I've got the smallest d!ck in the world!
So they all went to Guiness World Records Headquarters
First guy runs out and says: I've really got the smallest arms in the world!
Second guy runs out and says: I've really got the smallest head in the world!
Third guy runs out and says: WHO THE F*!CK IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!


Post here if you get it

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SirNoobalot
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eatmydust166
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ROFL! Where'd you get that?

CommanderDude7
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Ah I've been waiting to use this!
http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv78/Sinsei55/HatersGonnaHatePanda.jpg

Peter20
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that wasnt that funny i got it justin bibers penis is small but really wasnt that great also nice pic commander

1337Player
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http://memegenerator.net/Justin-Bieber/ImageMacro/873136/Justin-Bieber-haters-be-hatin.jpg

Justin Bieber haters are going to hate. I don't really care, he's a just a person like you and me.

FryLock19
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Ahh, how cute! I really love the panda! I wonder how they got him to sit on that? Maybe they trained him.

iMogwai
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Ahh, how cute! I really love the panda! I wonder how they got him to sit on that? Maybe they trained him.


If that panda is anything like me it'd be harder to keep him away from it than to get him to sit on it.
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A boy is getting back from his first day at his new school. He runs up to his friend excited and tells them "Man you will not believe what happened to me today!" All of his friends gather round him to hear what he has to say. "When I first got there this girl reaches her arm out from the bathroom just as I was walking by, grabs me, pulls me in, yanks my pants down... and oh man, did things to me I didn't think were even possible!" All of his friend just look at him with a puzzled expression. One asked "didn't you see who it was?" The boy replies "No, the lights were out." Another one of his friends leans in and whispers in his ear. "That's an all boys school you go to."

wajor59
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ROFL, why does the song Ben come to my mind?

Hey Commander, I really like that Panda pic, too.
Oh, Fry Lock, polar bears like to play too and the the next time I visit the NC Zoo I'll try and snap some proof. *wow, I'm a poet...*

Efan
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Wajor, weren't you gone for a while?

wajor59
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I haven't had much play time, of late but I manage to log on once or twice a week.

SirLegendary
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Justin Bieber haters are going to hate. I don't really care, he's a just a person like you and me.



Holy crap dude, I dunno about that???
halogunner
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panda bear is freakin hilarious

Demonator133
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lol, some pretty funny comments in here, I like magegraywolfs joke too

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Okay, locking this because... that wasn't a very good joke, there is no real reason to make a thread just to post that, you circumvented our censorship on swears, and baaw, dislike towards popular whatever that will be forgotten when the new disliked star gets popular.

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