girlfriend seeing you in the most humiliating way ever <--- But what kind of humiliation?
Which is worst? Having your mom embarrast by saying "oh you cute boy, hh you cute by, come here oh come here, give me a hug!" in front of cute chicks or you saying to girls "hey hey what's up, im the best playa! Im cool yeh!?" and then fall over and they laugh at ye.
gee, tough one. Y'know what happened when you get mugged and lose your clothing, but if you wake up without any, who knows what went on! Getting mugged is my pick.
At least I could tell the police
WIW finding out you willingly hid Osama bin Laden in your basement, or finding out you wore nothing for your High School Graduation?
I would have to say that clawing your own eyes out seems a little more painful then ripping your all your toes off. Even though you have more toes to rip off, it's your eyes! That just seems so much worse, so I think clawing your own eyes out is worse.
WiW going into a police station a shooting 10 cops or going into another country an shooting their president?