He's twelve; this is the internet. You're pushing the running joke Pazx to its limits.
Yah, I'm well aware of that. However I'm 28, been on the internet as long as he's been alive, and could run this running joke into the next millenia But, for the sake of the thread, I'll relinquish the perversion and try to get back on topic.
OT: Aside from the fact that I'd actually claim the ticket, and considering the situation in which the person has not claimed their ticket, my guess would be that the ticket was either A) lost; B) damaged so that the numbers are illegible; or C) the purchaser is in jail for crimes unknown.
I remember ED's article on NG. If you want something actual, think about Poogrounds. That was an actual NG April Fools' Joke but I'd like to think of NG's forums as being poogrounds. [insert desired toilet-related expletive here]
I realized I haven't commented on the actual topic. I would accept the god **** cash XD (although its a bit *****y for the media to tell the world that it was bought in an adult store).
Knight is pointing out that, unlike Kongregate or Newgrounds forums, AG frowns upon the 4chan-esque perverted or NSFW comments/threads.
Kong forums are like real life at my school - every sentence has several swears in it. And they're unblocked. Hooray
I find the apparent lack of intelligence amongst the Kong forummers to be disappointing. Then again, I'm used to AG and OT is probably the problem child out of all the individual boards on Kong.
CountingTime is full of swearing, mostly from the others. We aren't idiots though.
(although its a bit *****y for the media to tell the world that it was bought in an adult store).
Actually, as per lotto rules, the winning ticket's location of purchase must be disclosed, although I agree that the media didn't need to make it such a major part of the story.
CT = CountingTime chatroom and yes, OT = off topic.
