Welcome to Paranoia, where knowledge of the rules is not allowed. Do you wish to know the rules citizen? attemps to learn the rules will result in summary execution, HAVE A NICE DAY! Always remember that the computer is your friend. Do you doubt the computer, citizen? ...That's what I thought. Of course you cannot play unless you know SOME of the rules, but if you tell anyone, You will be summarily executed! To begin, you need a character sheet, which contains that illegal knowledge of who you are. this is what it should look like:
Namefollowed by clearance(see below), sector(you pick), and clone number(1-6)) ex: Jacob-R-BUS-1 AgeNot Important, you WILL die before you reach any age) GenderM,F... or other) Player Nameyour name, obviously) Service Groupsee below) Ticsquirks or little things that define you, optional) Mandatory Bonus DutyTeam leader, Loyalty officer, Hygiene officer, Comm and recording, Equipment guy, or Happiness Officer, these offer no bonuses as they are mandatory) SkillsAction and Knowledge, see list below)
There is a Secret Character sheet which you should not write on this forum, but you can write the following in notepad or word and send me a copy via E-mail,(MildlyAutisticKid@yahoo.com):
Mutant Powersee below) Registered?(Y,N) Secret Societysee below) Attribute Ratings:CLASSIFIED Secret Skillssee below) Equipmentyes, this is also secret, see below) Noteslike evidence of treason or Perversity(optional))
Before I go on, you should look up the rulebook for Paranoia, which would be a little easier than reading from this forum, otherwise I will post more later. I need to know who is interested in playing this game before I continue. Your clearance shall be Red, but the clearences from (lowest to highest) are: Infrared(Infrared),Red(R),Orange(O),Yellow(Y),Green(G),Blue(B),Indigo(I),Violet(V), and Ultraviolet(UV, which is MY Clearance)
btw Hypermnestra you were supposed to e-mail me the "secret sheet", hence the name "secret". only I am supposed to know the secrets of your character, but If you REALLY want everyone to know, it's really not a problem, but the characters MUST not display knowledge of those secrets unless you tell them or they find out. either way, it will probably result in summary execution, so "HAVE A NICE DAY!"
I sent the rules locoace3, so be sure you respond to it with your "secret sheet" and don't post it here. be sure to put in your character sheet here and if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
"I'm sorry, I have a cold"... I believe we only have one person who is actually interested in this game (that or nobody else has gotten back on yet). I know the D&D 3.5 edition rules by memory, if you want to try that, otherwise we can try to play this, but I know most people prefer something a little more "stable". again, I CAN run D&D 3.5, but I WILL not touch 4th edition (too much healing, not enough dying, lol). I also have OD&D, 4th ed. Shadowrun, D20 Deadlands(unfortunately), Classic Traveller, 3rd ed. GURPS, 2nd ed. Spycraft,3rd ed. L5R(Legend of the 5 Rings),D20 2nd ed. Star Wars, Vampire: Dark Ages(World of Darkness), Alterninty, Starcraft(yes, there is a RPG version), Fudge(I hate it, personally), Call of Cthulu, or one I made up called MOE(Master Of Elements). Otherwise there's Paranoia(the game in progress). I really don't care, but if someone sees a game they would really like to play, I have no problem switching systems, as long as everyone is in agreement with what they want to do. I noticed in a few other forums people metioning things like
You should really try running D&D
...and so on. To conclude one of my usually ridiciously long posts: "Hi, my name is DesertHyena and I'm a noob"
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THIS GAME HAS BEEN DISCONTIUNED DUE TO BAD MANAGEMENT, I AM NOW HOSTING THE FORBIDDEN REALMS 3.5 DUNGEONS&DRAGONS GAME AND WILL NOT BE CONTINUING THIS ONE. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVINENCE, HAVE A NICE DAY!
