Rules: Be epic, disprove any attacks before you and attack, originality is rewarded, along with any references to anything, but only I can use Chuck Norris to kill the rest of you, and only I can declare a winner. Pretty easy enough right?
anyway... *Uses DanMcNeely's face as a human shield to escape the carnage*
That wasn't a grenade launcher, it launches potatoes! Here's your grenade launcher, and as a bonus, I will give you a free grenade. However, the pin costs $5, and I'm afraid its too late.
I reveal my true form as a GodSlayer, most notably the one who ended life on Mars (All in my Bio btw). The very sight of me stuns you long enough that I can turn back time to before I pull the sword from my chest, and then proceed to beat both your faces with the capstone of an egyptian pyramid.
