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Seashark001
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The Idea of this Is to make and finish a random story about anything.

Target: 500 replies

Get writing!!!!!

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iko
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Jon lajoie

emanfman
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who taught him the famous quote, e=mc^VAGINA

iko
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iko
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So he went in search of the great "e" as he hadn't got laid in a while...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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roflmao nice one

and he found some mathematcian with told him something about pie for some reason....

emanfman
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so he said, where do i get this pie?
And the mathematician replied, circumference/diameter...
He was lost, all he heard was "sir" and "***" and thought...

emanfman
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*come

iko
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"I still need to get laid"...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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"laid ey?" the math guy said "well you'll find nothin' here"
and so our hero....

iko
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Left, remembering what the man said about pie...

emanfman
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about a sir and come...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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grrrrr ninja'd again,

anyway our weary hero had only two thoughts on his mind:
Pie and gettin' laid

and so he set out to...

iko
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so he went to the royal English bakery, "The Knights have Arrived"

DeadlyVelociraptor
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where he found a beatiful woman which offered him pie but he said "I wanna get laid" and she got angry so he didn't get either pie OR gettin layed, he cried until...

25wes25
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A dog ate the beutiful woman so he went...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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to a walk in the park while "wish you were here" played in his head

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