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Jon lajoie

who taught him the famous quote, e=mc^VAGINA

So he went in search of the great "e" as he hadn't got laid in a while...

roflmao nice one

and he found some mathematcian with told him something about pie for some reason....

so he said, where do i get this pie?
And the mathematician replied, circumference/diameter...
He was lost, all he heard was "sir" and "***" and thought...

*come

"I still need to get laid"...

"laid ey?" the math guy said "well you'll find nothin' here"
and so our hero....

Left, remembering what the man said about pie...

about a sir and come...

grrrrr ninja'd again,

anyway our weary hero had only two thoughts on his mind:
Pie and gettin' laid

and so he set out to...

so he went to the royal English bakery, "The Knights have Arrived"

where he found a beatiful woman which offered him pie but he said "I wanna get laid" and she got angry so he didn't get either pie OR gettin layed, he cried until...

A dog ate the beutiful woman so he went...

to a walk in the park while "wish you were here" played in his head