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...in the riot shield. Unfortunately Simon Cowell has no riot shield so he died.

then you appear in the middle of a zombie horde. then...

you shoot them down with 2,000,000 flamethrowers, a zombie mecha comes toward you...

and you say "howdy" and the mech says "brroommboom" because it cannot actually speak and it shoots you in the....

Bone tht you were chokig on, h saves you, you then go on to glory THE E-- WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT!!

it was a drunk-stoned-mystical-man-unicorn-banana-pig-zebra-taco-elephant-dragon-AG user- fighter jet-nazi-creature of doom! The DSMMUBPZTEDAGUFJZCoD then came up to you and...

said "Yo, ya wanna meet at the bar?"

I was scared so I stabbed his drunk-stoned-mystical-manly-magical-delicious-noisy-striped-crunchy-long-fire breathing-forum posting-cockpit filled-hating-doom face and he died and I went to..

San Fransisco. And there I met a duck...

who turned out to be the magestic monster of awesome, he also was my..

Wife who hate me so much that she...

Ate a lemon and threw orange peels at your face

which then turned into giant tofu squares that want revenge from...

the wife

who had lots of cheese balls