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Like the vietnamese did?

Unfortunately, MURICA denies it.

Fortunately, MURICA can't deny everything they've done.

Unfortunately, MURICA still denies us from living underground

Fortunately, we live underground in secret anyways.

Unfortunately, the MURICAN military is outside our underground city

Fortunately, we have our own underground army.

Unfortunately, they have very low morale

Fortunately, it could be easily improved via a few simple tricks.

Unfortunately, it would take years with the few simple tricks.

Fortunately, we can lower the morale of the enemy army

Unfortunately, we don't know how to do that

Fortunately, we can learn how.

Unfortunately, all the books we have about it are waterlogged

Fortunately, it's easy to dry them.

Unfortunately, you left me on Earth, which was destroyed. I did survive thanks to my non-corporeality, but I am now floating in space.