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Fortunately this give humanity the energy to go Super Saiyan.

Unfortunately, their majorly pink skin lets the sun sunburn them and all their skin peels off.

Fortunately they are now all awesome skeleton dudes.

Unfortunately, a pack of dogs comes, and begins to chew and knaw on the bones of the 'skeleton dudes'

Fortunately, the bones mutate the dogs into killing machines.

Unfortunately, the 'Reverse Law of Abiogenesis' has been disprooved, meaning that inorganic matter cannot spawn from organic matter.

Fortunately, the dogs have no idea what this is, so they just get rabies.

Unfortunately these rabies spread to everything.

Unfortunately, the Texas Wildlife Preservation Agency has schedueled airdrops of food laced with the Rabies Vacines schedueled of the location. The Dogs partake of the laced-food, and their rabies is cured. Unfortunately.

Fortunately this stops the other rabies in some odd way as well.

Unfortunately, the stopped rabies makes the dogs confused, and they no longer know how to eat and they all die.

Fortunately, an EMT, trained specially to save dogs, gives the dogs mouth-to-mouth, and they all survive. Albeit, with a great story.

(their problem wasn't breathing, Mav...)

Unfortunately, after resuscitation, they decide to kill the EMT because they wanted to know what was after death.

For their horrible crimes against humanity, the dogs get to find out what happens in the after life... From the 11th Circle of Hell!

Eh...

Fortunately, the dogs get to find out what happens in the after life... From the 11th Circle of Hell!