Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start. Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
Fortunately, as your elder cyber brother I payed 100K bucks to rebuild the school! xD But unfortunately now you owe me double! So you should work 200 months for free in my secret lab! >
Unfortunately, I don't know whether to make this post and unfortunate or fortunate, considering that you left it off with an unfortunately, even though you had started it with a fortunately.
Unfortunately, you started your reply with Fortunately so I don't know what you are talking about. Fortunately, you should not be worrying about this thread.
Unfortunately, your's got blacked out. Fortunately, now mine is a colorful world of rainbows, unicorns, ponies, and Irish guys with oversized lollipops.
Unfortunately, the unicorns get AIDS, the rainbows disappear after the sky becomes permanently overcast, and the Irish guys all choke on their oversized lollipops. Fortunately, I live in Lexie Land, where every thing smells like fruit.