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fortunately I read through what on earth was being spoken about and remember without the aid of memory pills

unfortunately, you remebered wrong

Fortunately, I had my own memory pills that I gave to IceClaw247 so that he can remember whatever it is he was trying to remember (I also made sure they were really unexpired memory pills). I also took the time to sort out the cyanide and memory pills that were mixed together. I even labeled each pill their respective names so that there wouldn't be anymore confusion about the pills.

Unfortunately, IceClaw died suddenly before you could give him the memory pills.

Fortunately, a sudden distraction gave him a moment to escape from Death.

Unfortunately, Death was very fast and caught up to IceClaw.

Fortunately, Death was feeling kind that day.

Unfortunately, he has a job to keep so he takes IceClaw's soul.

Fortunately, this series of wishes was overused, so we moved onto another subject.

Unfortunately, the topic is Lazurial's death.

Fortunately, it's a conversation speaking of the distant future.

Unfortunately, "distant future" means in 3 seconds, so you'll die in 3... 2... 1...

Fortunately, I don't have a soul to lose.

Unfortunately, your body gets taken instead.

Fortunately, bandits took it from Death and sold it onto the black market. You might find it in Acapulco.