Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start. Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
Unfortunately flying alien zombie robot space pirate ninja catz with lazers from the 69th dimension have invaded our internetz and turned our TV's into giant bows shooting arrows to knees all across the tri-state area.