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Unfortunately, people are still very very sad.

Fortunately, people are now more empathetic towards each other because they can relate to each other's sadness and despair.

Unfortunately, this has lead to mass groups of people killing themselves together (Sorry for depressingness, I'm just not creative)

Fortunately, this has reduced our population enough so that resources are now more abundant.

Unfortunately, the leaders of all the countries do not approve of our effort, and ban us into being guarded by the 100-armed and 50-headed Hecatoncheires.

Unfortunately, we're all too fat to reach the key.

Unfortunately, we all saw stack of donuts and other sweets. nom nom. At least we get food? Oh this cotton candy tastes so good..

Fortunately, we had an enjoyable feast of delicious sweets, and it soothed our chronic weight-based depression, as eating always ironically does.

Unfortunately, we all had gluttonous attitude, thus we never was able to stop eating until the time when leaders woke up.

Fortunately, when they woke up, they decided to bring us more delicious sweets.

Unfortunately, their budget couldn't afford the amount of sweet we would eat, thus they decided to force us to work with P90x

Fortunately, we get so strong and fit that we bust out of the cell with our strength and knock the guards out.

Unfortunately, The Story of Us was not the enjoyable issue in Forum.

Fortunately, nobody wants to see Bruce Willis with hair in a romantic comedy anyway.

Unfortunately, I want to see Bruce Wills with hair in a romantic comedy with Billy the gay Power Ranger from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.