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fortunatelyi had money and buyed him a new one

unfortunately the dictionary you bought randomly had traces of methamphetamine on it, and a drug-sniffing dog randomly happened to be near.

Why does this game get no love?

Fortunately, the drug-sniffing dog had a cold and couldn't smell anything.

Unfortunately, the police have other dogs in-case something like this were to happen.

I was just about to say that.

Fortunately, the other dogs caught the same cold the drug-sniffing dog had, so they can't smell anything either.

Unfortunately, the dogs got medicine and they revived from the cold.

Fortunately, you've dumped the dictionary and wiped it of your fingerprints.

unfortunately,there where traces of DNA stuck to the pages of it

Fortunately, you decided to burn the dictionary up.

unfortunaly you burnt the wrong dictionary and the police arrested you for drug smuggling

Fortunately, your friend bribed them and they let you go.

Unfortunatly, the police double crossed your friend.

Fortunatly, I read this whole post from the beginning, its HILARIOUS!!!

unfortunately, you have failed to see the sniper in the trees!

Fortunatly,he was out of bullets