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Unfortunately, death is not real

Fortunately, you are alive and life is not that bad.

Unfortunatly, the cyborg elephant zombie that can fire lazers out of its mouth that look like double rainbows that have power levels over 9000 has now became corupted and is now a zombie cyborg elephant that can shoot lasers that look like double rainbows that have power levels over 9000 and can use the falcon punch, the chuck norris roundhouse kick and the awsomeness of john and krin combined and it has banhammers for feet and and he was also bitten by a vampire so now it is a zombie cyborg vampire elephant that can shoot lasers that look like double rainbows that have power levels over 9000 and can use the falcon punch, the chuck norris roundhouse kick and the awsomeness of john and krin combined and it has banhammers for feet.

Fortunately, the narrator has a short attention span, so he just gave up when he saw that long post.

Unfortunately, all of your limbs are cut off and you become a sack of meat with a head on top.

Fortunately, I still have a head.

Unfortunately, you can't feed yourself without limbs.

Unfortunately, your ears, nose, tongue, and eyes are cut off.

Fortunately, I can register as a quadriplegic.

Unfortunatl, the narrator got bitten by a vampire because he did not know that there was a vampire that just bit the zombie cyborg vampire elephant that can shoot lasers that look like double rainbows that have power levels over 9000 and can use the falcon punch, the chuck norris roundhouse kick and the awsomeness of john and krin combined and it has banhammers for feet. So now, the narrator is a vampire.

hey, hey tom. STFU

fortunately, you get a suitcase

O_0 I think this may be breaking forum rules but
did 6 people just post something within the same minute? and also, hey!!! Anyways,unfortunatly, the zombie cyborg vampire elephant that can shoot lasers that look like double rainbows that have power levels over 9000 and can use the falcon punch, the chuck norris roundhouse kick and the awsomeness of john and krin combined and it has banhammers for feet. and the vampire narator want that suitcase becuase the suit in it is a magical suit from the 7th dimension in another galaxy given to a caveman from the future that traveled back in time and became the psyco doctor that turned the elephant fromt he begining to of this forum into the zombie cyborg vampire elephant that can shoot lasers that look like double rainbows that have power levels over 9000 and can use the falcon punch, the chuck norris roundhouse kick and the awsomeness of john and krin combined and it has banhammers for feet.

So much for being quiet.

Fortunately, everything that is hostile is dead.

Unfortunately, you were hostile to me so you are also dead

Fortunately, I am revived, and so is the legendary dragon of peaceful awesomeness.