Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start. Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
Fortunately, you made two unfortunates so i can make two fortunates so, Dan was wearing his god power suit so he is still alive and not baned and john comes with an army of elephants with lasers.